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elisaur:

guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS BIGGER THAN IT TOO OMG I CANT CLOSE MY LEGS. SEND HELP.

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ON THE BRIGHT SIDE I WONT LEAK NOW RIGHT?

#we’re way too comfortable with each other on this site

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

It’s a party without boys
MYTHBUSTED

It’s a party without boys

MYTHBUSTED

theclearlydope:

You can thank me later for waiting until morning to post this.
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theclearlydope:

You can thank me later for waiting until morning to post this.

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dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad